I’ve been filling in Safari on my Instagram news, now I want to share it with you.
Getting on the Internet has been so eye opening. Since my last post, I’ve discovered Instagram and started using it to make new friends. Lots of cats hang out there.
I decided to go all in and create an Instagram TV channel. I debuted my first masterpiece. I call it Origin Story. It’s three minutes long and has cool jazz.
My other big news, I discovered a magic portal that lets me go to all kinds of places and sometimes when I get there, I’m huge. It’s a wild ride.
I showed Safari and he loves it! I was hoping to keep it from Lisa, but she figured it out when she saw all the selfies in her phone. Fortunately she is cool with us using it. I need to get my own phone.
So busy lately. I’m exhausted just telling you about it. Have a good one.
Hi Friends. I have a few PSAs I need to share, so I’m just going to bang out a quick post today.
First one is to drink water. It’s super important for everyone to drink water. I’ve heard rumors that some cats don’t drink enough. I’m not sure why. We love it and make regular visits to our fountain. Safari loves it even more than I do, which is good, because boy cats tend to get UTIs and stuff more than we girls do. It has something to do with their shorter urinary tracts or something. Anyway, drink up and stay healthy.
Next one is about claws. Folks, paws need claws. Seriously. These are part of our bodies so don’t declaw. It’s so not cool and it hurts us. I won’t go into more detail, but you can google it. I’m learning all kinds of stuff now that I am online. I googled so much yesterday I missed a nap. Anyway, my claws are magnificent and I’m glad I will always have them.
One more thing. While I was googling I kept finding references to “you snooze you lose” like it’s a bad thing and you miss out. I love to snooze. In fact, I think it should be “you snooze you win a nap.” I’m starting to think that not everything on the Internet is true.
I like keeping it real, so I augment the food Lisa puts out for us by going on the hunt every day. Helps keep me in shape too. The mice around here are pretty lifeless though. I think they are terrified of me, because they freeze up when I’m around. The only time I see them move is when Lisa flings them around, which is weird, because she tells me all the time how much she is afraid of mice.
Anyway, I find them all over the house, so it keeps me busy. I especially like to get in a morning hunt and another during the night when Lisa goes to bed. Sometimes I leave them in places where she hangs out or in her handbag in case she needs a snack. Personally I don’t care for them. I mean I’ll lick them and give them a bite sometimes, but between you and me I am very glad that I don’t have to eat them.
Safari is another story. He goes for these pink sticks. I kid you not. I don’t think they are even real creatures, more like toys, but what are they even supposed to look like? Maybe we’ve just been living inside too long, but I don’t get it. He loves them though. Lisa says he’s goofy. She calls us a lot of names and I think that time she nailed him. He does have some good pounce moves. I trained him well.
He’s a really good brother. Lisa tells me I’m lucky to have him and to be sweet to him. I think she used to worry that I might bully him. When we first moved in here, everything was so new and I had to make sure he remembered that I’m in charge. We never lived in a house before and I’ll be honest with you, as wonderful as this place is it was a lot to take in at first. It’s also possible I have some control issues. Sometimes I make him move if I want to sit where he is (or even just to prove I can make him move). This used to lead to some bickering and boxing, but that’s all behind us now.
We like hanging out together and I’d say we are a pretty affectionate family. Lisa always greets us with pets and her lovey words, and Safari and I like to nose kiss and rub heads. We are pretty much always together, so mostly we do this when we wake up from our naps or circle the kitchen waiting for that delicious chicken. We also groom each other a lot. Lisa is constantly snapping pics, so we have to look good 24/7. We like to look out of the window together, play with toys, chase each other, and sometimes cuddle. Lisa goes bonkers when we cuddle together with her. It’s like her favorite thing. Ever. She tells us we are together forever. I like the sound of that.
Okay friends. I think that does it for today. Blogging is exhausting. I’m starting to get this concept of work. Time for a catnap, or as I call it a nap.
So I finally made it online. I’ve been wanting to do this for a while now. I’m an inside cat, therefore I literally don’t get out much. I’m Zara. I live with my brother, Safari. Our birthday is estimated to be the first of May 2015. No one seems to know our actual birthday. We made our way into a shelter when we were a couple of months old and lived there for over a year until Lisa brought us home. She takes care of us. Basically she’s our mom. Safari and I have no plans to leave here. It’s pretty sweet.
Just because we live inside doesn’t mean we have given up the hunt. You wouldn’t believe how much prey we see every day. Lucky for them, they are protected by the glass window. Safari and I would be all over them if it wasn’t for the glass. Lisa keeps putting food outside and says she is renewing our CatFlix subscription. Her shows are on a very flat box and kind of boring. Maybe if she put some different food out, she would have cool stuff to watch too.
Days here are pretty full. We have are window reality shows, toys, chase games, naps, snacks, cuddle times and house patrol. I like checking everything over every day. You never know when you might find a new smell.
Being adorable 24/7 is pretty easy, but all the other activity can be exhausting.We like to chill in the evenings. In the winter, we get to hang by the fire. Safari and I are pretty tight. Lisa says we are bonded and I think that’s about right. We groom each other a lot and we always seem to be near each other. I’m basically in charge.
Lisa is home a lot. She used to go off to a place called “work” but now she doesn’t. Sometimes she sits at her desk and calls that work. I think it’s important to supervise. Mostly, I just like knowing that anytime I jump up on the desk, she stops and pets me for as long as I want. It’s weird having so much power over someone.
I’m looking forward to getting to know all of you. Lisa is setting up a facebook page for us, so you can be friends with us there too.